Coffee Puck

What is Coffee Puck?

1. The round pound of coffee grounds residue that you remove from your espresso maker.

2. A very dumb or dense person who is attempting to sound philosophical.

"He seems like a Plato wannabe. What a coffee puck."

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1v1 Irl

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Knarf!!!

1. Pronounced kah-narf, as in Kah-nife!!! Wahts wrong with you people?? knarf (kah-narf) pulled a chrome knife (kah-nife) on Kristy!! He a..

W.i.f.e

1. WASH. IRON. FUCK. Etc. God DAMN IT WOMAN DID I STUDDER, Get me a Beer. I love you honney. now go slip into that cute lil number so I ca..

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