Coffee Shop Pervert

What is Coffee Shop Pervert?

an individual (usually a hipster) that frequents coffee shop in hopes of getting some poontang.

Coffee shop perverts typically spend more than 2 hours at a coffee shop at any one time.

Forty Miles

1. In poker, four tens. Four-of-a-kind also quadtens. "Nice flush. Forty miles." (*middle finger*)..

Mellis

1. A small weiner who enjoys the simple pleasures of sci-fi tv. Man, you are such a mellis Dam, you just Mellised out. See Joe..

Beanerbanger

1. A girl of any race but hispanic/latina/mexican/beaner etc etc etc who is fucking a hispanic/latina/mexican/beaner etc etc etc. Girl A: ..

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