Coffee Vulture

What is Coffee Vulture?


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An individual who stealthily pounces on a pot of coffee which has just finished brewing. Usually travels in packs just large enough to require a full pot to satisfy all of them. As a general rule, coffee vultures never brew coffee themselves, even if they leave a completely empty pot. Rather, they prefer to wait with empty cup, keeping ears and noses perked for the next unsuspecting rube to brew more.

Especially insidious in workplace environments which provide drip-coffee machines, allowing employees to make their own pots.

"FFS! I've made coffee three times today and every time I got back to the pot, the coffee vultures had gotten there before me!"

See coffee, vulture, exploitation, jerks


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