Cog Terror

What is Cog Terror?

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A COG terror is somebody who has bad centre of gravity (COG) from perhaps drunkenness or one leg being shorter than another. They pose a problem to other folk due to bad balance and to the fact that they may keep walloping into their acquaintance/friend.

John: God, Michael,do you remember last night at all?

Michael: Partly. Why?

John: Well when I walked you home in your drunk state, not only were you trying to make out with me but you were a total COG terror!

See centre, of, gravity, cog, terror, bad, balance, drunk
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