Cojack

What is Cojack?


1.

A person, usually a man, that is balding or has gone right bald.

Look at Zinedine Zidane, he's such a cojack these days.

2.

A masturbatory fantasy involving an attractive co-worker.

"Did you see what Jessica in Customer Service is wearing today?"

"Oh yeah. I think after work, I'm gonna have to run home and have myself a CoJack."

See jerking off, forbidden fruit

3.

Someone who lacks pubic hair

That kid is a mega cojack

See pedro

4.

A person who has all the right moves on the basketball court. Similar to a baller.

That cojack is the man to watch on the court.

See baller, player, stud


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