What is Cojack?
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A person, usually a man, that is balding or has gone right bald.
Look at Zinedine Zidane, he's such a cojack these days.
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A masturbatory fantasy involving an attractive co-worker.
"Did you see what Jessica in Customer Service is wearing today?"
"Oh yeah. I think after work, I'm gonna have to run home and have myself a CoJack."
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Someone who lacks pubic hair
That kid is a mega cojack
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A person who has all the right moves on the basketball court. Similar to a
That cojack is the man to watch on the court.
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An prhase coined by an slangdefine user in an attempt to insult and belittle those who follow the First Law of the Internet, which state..
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(verb) To cavort suggestively
She lophaguised her way past them.
See caper, frolic, romp..