Cojack

What is Cojack?

A person, usually a man, that is balding or has gone right bald.

Look at Zinedine Zidane, he's such a cojack these days.

A masturbatory fantasy involving an attractive co-worker.

"Did you see what Jessica in Customer Service is wearing today?"

"Oh yeah. I think after work, I'm gonna have to run home and have myself a CoJack."

See jerking off, forbidden fruit

Someone who lacks pubic hair

That kid is a mega cojack

See pedro

A person who has all the right moves on the basketball court. Similar to a baller.

That cojack is the man to watch on the court.

See baller, player, stud

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1. The highest possible level of ownage. Blenderlm (RADIO): Report In, Team. Master O' Cheese (RADIO): Sector Clear. RubberDuckyMan..

Mahutus

1. A small, brown, hairy fruit with a sour flavor; usually grown in Australia. Ultad enjoys eating mahutus at night. See australia, kiwi,..

Donut Shop

1. n. A situation with a lot of females Dude, that party was great! A million females -- a total donut shop! See stacker 2. drug house..

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