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To club ones beef.
To masturbate aggressively ie to bash one out.
Paul was clubbing his beef, whilst watching "hot fuzz and the h..
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A phrase used to interrupt your friends without making them stop what they're saying. A code word for reminder is necessary.
Sara:..
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The fear of going to the kettle to make tea/coffe for your guests.
"Leanne, your suffering from kettleitis, go make the coffee&quo..
