What is Cold Energy?
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By smoking excessive amounts of crack and creating new theories involving the theft of coldness, one will eventually see the light in the new presumption that no body actually holds heat energy; every atom has cold energy which is stolen by other substances. This is made especially clear when considering space and the latent coldness of the void. Cold energy is only dealt with in a special branch of physics called
The goodness of cold energy is found while consuming vast quantities of mushrooms.
Cold energy is constatly being stolen from your body when you sit next to a fire.
Beware of 0 degrees Kelvin. There is so much cold energy in 0 degrees Kelvin that things stop existing.
