Coldilocks

What is Coldilocks?

When it's so dang cold your johnson freezes off.

Guy 1: Holmes, it is gettin' COLDILOCKS out here, dawg!

Guy 2: Fo' shizzle, G. Mah coldicock is gettin' COLDILOCKS.

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