What is Colgate Goggles?
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A common phenomenon arising at Colgate University in which the attractiveness of the opposite sex (see: intelligent females) is extremely skewed, which often leads to disastrous results in combination with alcohol.
Colgate Student: "Dude, I hooked up with the hottest girl last night."
State U Student: "No way. Show me a picture on Facebook."
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State U Student: "Dude...that looks like Hilary Clinton with down syndrome."
Colgate Student: "Fucking Colgate goggles."
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