Colgate Surprise

What is Colgate Surprise?

When a man ejaculates in a person's toothpaste.

He was pissing me off, so I gave him a colgate surprise.

Logistically, it was hard to give him a colgate surprise, but he deserved it so much!

See jizz, semen, toothpaste, colgate, surprise

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