Colgate Surprise

What is Colgate Surprise?

When a man ejaculates in a person's toothpaste.

He was pissing me off, so I gave him a colgate surprise.

Logistically, it was hard to give him a colgate surprise, but he deserved it so much!

See jizz, semen, toothpaste, colgate, surprise

Stroking The Gnar

1. when a man jacks off After going to that party with all those girls, I couldn't help from stroking the gnar See gnar, stroking, s..

W00tg0053

1. a. A variant of w00tm0053. b. A label for someone that has no meaning. See nickname. c. Coined December 31, 2003 at 3 am. "Hey w..

Roflqtmmfao

1. "Rolling On Floor Laughing Quietly To Myself My Fucking Ass Off." That's the oddest accumulation of ROLFMFAO and LQTM abb..

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