Colgate Surprise

What is Colgate Surprise?

When a man ejaculates in a person's toothpaste.

He was pissing me off, so I gave him a colgate surprise.

Logistically, it was hard to give him a colgate surprise, but he deserved it so much!

See jizz, semen, toothpaste, colgate, surprise

Zuga

1. Another name for marijuana, used in the 70's - 80's. Don't steal my lighter and use it to smoke zuga. See pot, weed, zo..

Optimist

1. One who usually expects a favorable outcome.One who looks on the bright side of things, or takes hopeful views Aaron says Jamie is very..

Where's It At?

1. a question to which the literal answer is, "between the 'is' and the 'at'." Sometimes, albeit rarely, the ..

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