Colgent

What is Colgent?

the sensation of having to go to the bathroom really bad. originally referred exclusively to crap, now can alsop be used for urination.

Excuse me for a moment, ma'am, I'm feeling colgent. etymology - colon + urgent

Boarding School Rations

1. Tiny helpings of food, or revolting quality food. Self-explanatory. The plaice was three inches long and had a maggot in it. Why are ..

Monzoed

1. to get anally raped by position of authority for no good reason Bob: Hey george why so sad? George: man I just got monzoed by the pres..

Cruelaid

1. Spiking a drink with laxative; a perennial laff. When Mike wasn't looking, I cruelaided his beer. He's been in the head for o..

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