Collateral

What is Collateral?


1.

An excellent film by Michael Mann, starring Tom Cruise and Jamie Foxx.

Me: Did you see Collateral on HBO last night?

Some Guy: Hell yeah! Tom Cruise kicked that black guys ass!

Me: (Silence)

See negroes, assassins, fbi, la

2.

Giving up something of value to you to prove that you give your word to the other person.

Person 1: Yo meet me downtown at 5pm!

Person 2: Alright man ill be there!

Person 1: Yo gimmie your ipod for collateral!

See claim, lease, deposit, collect, recieve

3.

Giving away something important to you in order to prove that you are serious, only to retrieve after you've kept your word.

Kayla: Wanna come to this party? I swear I wont ditch you this time!

Jarvis: No thanks, you do this everytime!

Kayla: Ill even leave my shirt and belt as collateral.

Jarvis: Duh, Okay!

See colateral, trade, exchange

4.

1. Additional, coinciding, occurring at the same time, secondary.

2. Killed babies

civ.They've bombarded a hospital, and killed a dozen babies.

mediaA hostile facility was attacked, small collateral damage has been reported.

See damage, additional, secondary, colateral

5.

Michael Liang.

Previously defined to make Fozoh pay his debts, but he never gave.

"It's collateral."

"You sir are collateral."

"Collateral is Michael Liang"


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