What is Collegiate?
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Collegiate is a place where guys can hang out with girls freely, and enjoy each others company. This is contrary to Collegiate's rival school, St. Christophers where all they have time to do is gloat about how pretty each others flowing hair and matching fluorescent costumes look, because there are no girls to do this job. The life of a Collegiate student is a life lived to the fullest, dominating in outstanding athletic and academic achievements, as well as dominating the competition on having a good time, which is why the Saint Catherine's girls join the Collegiate girls, leaving the boys to give each other their own kind of fun.
Collegiate Guy: Man, doesn't it feel good knowing that we aced that test?
Collegiate Guy 2: Yeah, but this St. Catherine's girl made me feel a whole lot better last night, in the saddle.
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A Fag. A male gang-banger. Often smells of ale and discharge. Known to promote gay promiscuity and otherworldly initiation rituals.
Our boss is a god-damn collegiate
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another sucky richmond private school that thinks its okay so totaly ruin middle school girl-boy relationships by seperating the girls and boys witch causes to eventually ruin high school because theyre all prude.
freeman boy: i fucked shelby last night!
collegiate boy: oh gosh. we kissed!
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a co-ed school that "believes" it dominates the city of richmond. However recent evidence shows the contrary is true. Looking at these statistics, one is obligated by common sense to realize that collegiate is far inferior than even Benedictine
-they have yet to win the directors cup in a decade or two or is it three???
-the girls are ugly hoes, so who must they bribe to hang out with them, none other than st. catherine's girls
Any attacks by collegiate are more or less futile, because they always compare themselves to St. Christopher's Saints. Unfortunately, it is difficult to compare avid scholarly gentleman to run of the mill cock suckers. Therefore the competition is blown out of the water. Looking Collegiate up in the Thesarus, one might find these words accompanying it: queers, faggots, cocksuckers, douchebags, wanna-be saints.
Collegiate Cougar#1: Hey what are you doing tonite?
Collegiate Cougar#2: I have no idea...maybe we should crash that st. chris party and attempt to hook up with their girls!
Collegiate Cougar#1: That's a great idea, but i hope we don't lead the cops to the party to bust it, like we always do.
