Collins Edit Meaning

1.

A pedofile looking, 15 year old rapist who can be seen at children's playgrounds from one to three P.M. Can be seen following children dressed in cranberry blazers,holding a box of tissues and lotion for self-pleasure.

That kid is always at the middle school watching the kids on the monkey bars. He is such a Collins.

Guy 1: Hey look at Collins!

Guy 2: Tell him to get off my baby girl!

See fags, faggots, chris, collins, colins

2.

To be slightly intoxicated while sleeping with an unattractive woman. Then to later explain that you were heavily intoxicated and didn't remember what happened.

Dude, I can't believe you slept with that chick that night, she was so fat and pissed herself on the couch.

Dude, I was so collins'ed I don't even remember.

See fat chicks, intoxicated, remember, collin

3.

Person with this name is claimed to have intense skills that are needed in the basic world. Often in a jolly mood inside, and is more than ideal for activities related to intimate relationships and is more than successful in life.

I wish I was Collins!

Dude, I should start calling you Collins since your luck is one of the Irish.

See collins, great, lucky, cool, handsome

4.

A very, very deceptively alcoholic cocktail that is can be concocted quite feasibly with cheap vodka but also works excellently with a more high-class vodka such as Absolut and Absolut Citron. Yummy.

The basis of this cocktail is lemon, and the cocktail itself is made by grabbing a big, tall glass and filling it with ice. (You've gotta have it chilled baby!) Then, you squeeze a whole load of Lemons into the bottom of the glass, adding a tonne of Vodka, Lemonade, and topping off with a Lemon Slice. So, basically, it's gonna get you destroyed because you can't even taste the Vodka in it.

What happens is that you drink one, and that's already two shots of Vodka right there, but you can't taste it, so you have a couple more, you still fell OK, so you end up having five Collins, and then when you try to leave, oh, you can't feel your legs. Oops.

Revered in many circles because, even though real men are supposed to drink Budweiser and other generic Lagers, a Collins is much more impressive as a measure of how much alcohol you can handle.

1. "What are you drinking tonight Mikey? Beer, like a real man?"

"Er...No. I think I'm on the Collins' tonight. Yeah, Lemon-fresh."

"Good GOD!!"

2.(after 5 Collins')..."Come on Toni, I've got the munchies, time to go."

"Yeah...(mumbles)... cooooo...BANG!(Falls on floor.)"

3. "What the hell are you doing with that Tesco Value Vodka?"

"Making Collins'."

"OH HELL YEAH!!"

See vodka, cheap vodka, drunk, budweiser

5.

The act of kissing a dude.

Did you see Seth Collins that dude? What a fag.

See collins, seth, asian, gay, faggot

6.

To "collins" is to give up and quit, or to bail out. When you "collins" on someone this means that you have made a previous agreement to fullfill, and instead of fullfilling the agreement you abandon your friend(s).

== Etymology ==

From a man "Collins" who self proclaimed being originated in Yensdale. After various attempts of advocating "Collins" to not give up or bail on his friends, they deemed him as un-helpable and used his name in a negative manner from there on.

I'm going to have to collins on you tonight. I'm going to spend time with my lame girlfriend instead of go to the bar with you tonight, even though I previously said I would go to the bar with you tonight.

See collins, colins, bail, give up, loser, to lose

7.

One of those people that's always at the party even though no one actually likes or invited them. Someone that people are nice to in person but talk shit about after they leave.

guy 1: shit hes coming this way.

guy 2: damn, what the hell is he doing here?!

guy 1: that dick is totally pulling a collins! quick wave so we don't hurt his feelings.

See collins, dumbass, prick, homosexual, douche