Collitis

What is Collitis?

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A disease characterized by traits primarily portrayed by Ryan Collett. Characteristics include:

- Asian LG fetish

- No reciprocity in foreplay

- Cleaning phobia

- 30min showers

- Chicken Nuggets

- Caersar Salad

- Titleist hats

- Owns more sweaters than can be worn in a month

- Big head

- Would marry a TV

- Rediculously gullible and stubborn

- Non-spontaneous

- Self-perception as porn addict, then quiting for 2 weeks

- lazy

- Gym-slacking, gym-talker

Man that guy loves his LG's, he must have Collitis.

She didn't give him a BJ? That sounds like Collitis.

You eat moer Caesar salad than a person with Collitis

See collitis, lg, lb, asian, hsg, collett, lazy, stubborn, phobia, clean, salad, pasta, nugs, Arkell
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