What is Colloquial Position?
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(n) The Colloquial position is when a woman's lover(s) tie her to the ceiling fan, stuff a Granny Smith apple into her mouth, insert a miniature orange construction cone into each available orifice, and then turn the fan on high.
"Last night had sex in the colloquial position until I passed out still hanging from the fan."
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someone who smells like a Mexican pissed in their ass hole and slapped their cooter
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Seth Cohen's toy horse/first friend on the OC. Captain Oats has a thing with Princess Sparkle Summer's version of Captain Oats..
