Colloquial Position

What is Colloquial Position?


1.

(n) The Colloquial position is when a woman's lover(s) tie her to the ceiling fan, stuff a Granny Smith apple into her mouth, insert a miniature orange construction cone into each available orifice, and then turn the fan on high.

"Last night had sex in the colloquial position until I passed out still hanging from the fan."


69

Random Words:

1. sex move in which Chick laying face down head in the pillow clenching the headboard with fury as the man uses his knees to push her legs..
1. Jacking refers to the act of robbing or stealing and can refer to jacking one person in particular or can refer to say lyrics from a tun..
1. A place where you can spend Saturday night studying in your dorm room and still be socially accepted. Where do you go to college? I go..