What is Colloquial Position?
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(n) The Colloquial position is when a woman's lover(s) tie her to the ceiling fan, stuff a Granny Smith apple into her mouth, insert a miniature orange construction cone into each available orifice, and then turn the fan on high.
"Last night had sex in the colloquial position until I passed out still hanging from the fan."
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A muff cruncher is the male virsion of a slut
Hes such a muff cruncher, he crunched 12 girls muffs in one night
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A violent cockblock.
"I was chatting up this girl at a party and some dude who liked her straight up Mongolian cockblocked! Tackle..
