Colloquial Position

What is Colloquial Position?


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(n) The Colloquial position is when a woman's lover(s) tie her to the ceiling fan, stuff a Granny Smith apple into her mouth, insert a miniature orange construction cone into each available orifice, and then turn the fan on high.

"Last night had sex in the colloquial position until I passed out still hanging from the fan."


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