Colmblock

What is Colmblock?


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A colm block,is an act when someone tries to block the kettle when they see you walking towards the kettle,or spending vast amounts of time just stirring a coffee cup or tea cup,moving the arm in very slow motion,or spending hours in a bending postion looking for sugar,(usually in this case you may feel like sticking a fork in the offenders buttocks) but the best course of action is to make a disparaging comment or move them gently saying are you well as if to make reference to their state of well being or LACK OF IT)just to be a f*cking annoying prat,this usually happens around lunching hours,and wherever there is a lot of activity..

Sadly these type of individuals think this is the only way they can assert themselves..

belinda: ohhh i would love a coffee now its nearly luncheon hour..

sandy: ya i will just get some cups now..

*at this point colmblock walks over when he realises sandys walking over and sticks his arm out and back reaching all the way across the kettle muttering to himself*

belinda:u alrite collie??

See collie, kettle, colmbus, colmblock


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