Colon-cocked Edit Meaning

1. The act of giving yourself a blowjob. It's pretty damn impossible. Guy 1: "Dude I just self fellatio'd myself." Gu..

1. when your ass cheeks wink at you after i dropped the cosby kids off at the pool i had an ass wink..

1. A fake or a replacement testical My ex-wife thought it would be funny to throw a hammer at my crotch, so i had to get this jabadar put ..