What is Colonel Sander's Surprise?
1.
a sexual act where a male inserts a drumstick of KFC Fried Chicken into a female's vagina while she is on her period. The male then takes the drumstick out of the woman's vagina and the drumstick appears bloody red from the vaginal discharge, hence "Colonel Sander's Surprise"
Leroy Carter was angry that Shaniqua didn't appreciate the fancy dinner he took her out to, so he stopped by KFC and later that evening, gave her a Colonel Sander's surprise!
See
Random Words:
1.
Someone who drives too close to the car in front of him/her--a tailgater.
"(aloud in car when looking in rearview mirror) Hey, get..
1.
1. A place to take a shower, wash hands or take a dump.
"Shit, I need to pay a visit to the urinatrium right bad!"
See washr..