What is Colonel Sander's Surprise?
1.
a sexual act where a male inserts a drumstick of KFC Fried Chicken into a female's vagina while she is on her period. The male then takes the drumstick out of the woman's vagina and the drumstick appears bloody red from the vaginal discharge, hence "Colonel Sander's Surprise"
Leroy Carter was angry that Shaniqua didn't appreciate the fancy dinner he took her out to, so he stopped by KFC and later that evening, gave her a Colonel Sander's surprise!
See
Random Words:
1.
When you can't get out of your vehicle in time to take a pee and piss your pants.
I stopped on the highway but I didn't make ..
1.
Another euphemism for heroin.
That kid's got a yellow lover.
See heroin, mainlining, junkie, addict..
1.
the realization that your mother's many years of acquired knowlege may be useful to you, after all.
In a moment of mama-cognition,..
