What is Colonel's Buttery Spread?
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To soak a dude's legs and thighs with jazum as a condiment to flavour the flesh.
Chad doused Parker's white quivering thighs with a thick aromatic layer of Colonel's buttery spread.
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Less offensive/work safe version of Fuck the Dog: To goof off or avoid work.
That guy is so lazy. He's always trying to inseminate..
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A wad of tissue or cloth like material (or what ever is closest ie sock, empty chrisp bag) used to minimise the mess during masturbation..
