Colorado Mad Cow

What is Colorado Mad Cow?

When a girl gives you a hand-job and then slaps you in the face with your own man goo. This is the females revenge for a Colorado snow plow

Dude, I was laying back getting a hand-job and then Stephanie got mad and Colorado mad cowed me.

Garbage-face

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De-enroll

1. to withdraw; take ones name out of the running; usually used in the context of college admissions I will de-enroll from bowling class l..

Fasterbating

1. The art of masterbating really fast and cumming within a 2 minute range is called Fasterbating David: Well, my mom was coming home soon..

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