Colorado Mad Cow

What is Colorado Mad Cow?

When a girl gives you a hand-job and then slaps you in the face with your own man goo. This is the females revenge for a Colorado snow plow

Dude, I was laying back getting a hand-job and then Stephanie got mad and Colorado mad cowed me.

40 In A 30

1. it means UGLY, faced just fucked up, this would be due to running a 40 yard sprint in a 30 yard gym. "OH SHIT, she did a 40 in a 3..

Shit Crank

1. n., the tail on a cat, dog, or any other animal whose anus is located just under the spot where the tail connects to the body. The term..

Upti

1. What are you doing now? "orite Jordan maaahn, upti?" See doing, plans, chat..

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