Colorado Mad Cow

What is Colorado Mad Cow?

When a girl gives you a hand-job and then slaps you in the face with your own man goo. This is the females revenge for a Colorado snow plow

Dude, I was laying back getting a hand-job and then Stephanie got mad and Colorado mad cowed me.

Ossified

1. Too intoxicated to function properly Tonight I am getting ossified See hammered, smashed, loaded, drunk, intoxicated 2. (Irish) lock..

Granny Legs

1. its if your tights are kinda baggy and leave wrinkles on your legs...looking like you have saggy legs lol. oi...sort out your tights.....

Mazel Tov Mix

1. A medley of hip popand chart-topping R&B played at middle school dances and Bar Mitzvahs. For fast dances, you would hear the likes ..

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