Colorado Mad Cow

What is Colorado Mad Cow?

When a girl gives you a hand-job and then slaps you in the face with your own man goo. This is the females revenge for a Colorado snow plow

Dude, I was laying back getting a hand-job and then Stephanie got mad and Colorado mad cowed me.

Vaggie Voucher

1. A written or a verbal aggreement for sex because the females twat is bleeding therefore sex is out of the question. The voucher is redee..

Loggerhead

1. A gigantic turd left in the toilet. Whoever left the loggerhead in here, needs to learn the meaning of flush! See poop, shit, dukey, p..

Lecke

1. Used to insinuate sexual, often bizarre, undertones in ones previous statement. Often associated with sleazy comments to further sleazy..

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