Colorado Mad Cow

What is Colorado Mad Cow?

When a girl gives you a hand-job and then slaps you in the face with your own man goo. This is the females revenge for a Colorado snow plow

Dude, I was laying back getting a hand-job and then Stephanie got mad and Colorado mad cowed me.

Padanger

1. When you have 10 or fewer hairs on your chin that grow similar to pubic hairs. Usually grows to 1-2 inches long, usually the same length..

Kupop

1. 1. a girl's hooha; 2. a girl's neglected tumbleweed-ridden lady bits someone needs to knock the dust off kentucky's kupo..

Crate

1. the well defined shape you get from drinking beer instead of going to the gym and getting a six pack ie. the opposite of sixpack my abs..

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