Colorado Mad Cow

What is Colorado Mad Cow?

When a girl gives you a hand-job and then slaps you in the face with your own man goo. This is the females revenge for a Colorado snow plow

Dude, I was laying back getting a hand-job and then Stephanie got mad and Colorado mad cowed me.

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A Couple Few

1. The proper response to the officer who asks you "Sir, how many drinks have you had tonight?" And I was so drunk I told the co..

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