Colorado Mad Cow

What is Colorado Mad Cow?

When a girl gives you a hand-job and then slaps you in the face with your own man goo. This is the females revenge for a Colorado snow plow

Dude, I was laying back getting a hand-job and then Stephanie got mad and Colorado mad cowed me.

Easyoos

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Schmal

1. the act of bleeding like the nile river when loosing one's virginity. she schmalled all over her hot pink sheets! See virginity, ..

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