Colty

What is Colty?

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A small, brown plastic horse who appears alongside Chris Leavins in the internet show about puppies and kittens, Cute With Chris. She usually makes inane remarks that don't have anything to do with what Chris is talking about. Also, she really likes towels. And hates it when other horses are shown on the show.

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Some things that Colty likes to say:

Molester van!

Shirtless!

Backstreet Boys!

Jesus is Lord!

I like towels!

I like pantsuits!

I like stores!

Today's asshole is Chris!

Suck it, Tanya!

Jesus is cute!

The nice man tickled me!

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