Comcasm

What is Comcasm?

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An intense, lengthy period of incompetence. Stemming from Comcast Cable Corp.'s awesome ability to blow balls and have 15-20% downtime. Comcast offers a shitty service that works at it's advertised speed around 30-40% of the time, despite their recent price increases. Fuck Comcast.

"Dude my modem had a Comcasm and my internet was out for 3 days."

See comcast, internet, jews, shitty
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