What is Comedy-captive?
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A person who politely smiles and feigns amusement, while someone in their presence re-enacts a comedy sequence so poorly that others nearby are embarrassed.
John's longwinded retelling of the usually hilarious
apoopalypse skit made me a comedy-captive for four painful minutes.
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jizzing your pants when a girl touches you on your thigh, preferably the new girl to your school.
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