What is Comic Logic?
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The suspension of disbelief that allows comic-book & sci-fi fans to gloss over certain facts that would otherwise cause them to argue for weeks, months, years online.
Examples:
1) Popular movies that have loud explosions taking place in the airless vacuum of space.
2) Green Lantern flying somewhere when he could just have his ring instantly teleport him to where he wants to go.
3) Batman not just shooting The Joker in the head & being done with it.
Fanboy: I thought it was cool when Spider-Man had organic web-shooters.
Shop Owner: Maybe. But shouldn't he have been shooting the webs out his ass then?
Fanboy: Comic logic, dude! Nobody wants to see that!!
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Random Words:
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Any person you have sex with who resists putting in the effort necessary to get themselves off.
He thinks that because women can orgasm..
