What is Communist?
1.
How old people in
My Grandpa: You want me to fix you a sandwich?
Me: Nah.
Grandpa: Are you sure you're not hungry?
Me: Yah.
Grandpa: You must be communist.
2.
1.) A person who believes that all property should be collectively owned by the people
2.) All communists are atheists but not all atheists are communists
Men like Marx, Lenin and Trotsky were communists
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A great idea... On paper. The communist party is the idea of everything being owned by the entire community and there being no social classes. However, this really doesn't work since no one has anything to work for, there isn't any type of entertainment medium because everyone has assigned jobs, and a feeling of hopelessness.
Most people associate the Communist party with Russia, but it was actually started by the Inca civilization.
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1) (rare) one who strives to attain the ideals of
2) (common) impotent jibe intended to put down a non-like-minded person. Insult had some impact during the Cold War-era, but so did Styx.
1) True communists are idealists who truly believe humans can transcend selfishness. Then the weed wears off.
2) There is a 99.5% chance that Rush Limbaugh would call you a communist.
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One who believes that by taking property rights away, that they might change society.
One who wants change at the expense of individual liberty.
Communist Dude: "Communism will help us all."
Other Dude: "Help us be poor, you mean."
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one who follows a political philosophy otherwise known as marxism which sought to create a society in which people geared their lives towards the benefit of the community as a whole as oppose to yourself. communism has been bastardized over the years, and an extremeley comon misconception has risen in which people view other philosophies such as stalinism, maoism, trotskyism, bolshevism etc. to be communism when in truth they are seperate systems that used communism as the carrot on a stick of political oppresion to consolodate their power. while the philosophy in itself is a noble venture, people as of now are not ready to embrace it, as they tend to posess all the metality and goodwill of a spoiled two year old. it is also worth noting that communism is socialism, but socialism is not communism
if marx was alive during the "communist" revolutions and governemtns, he would of been pissed off to see the very thing he opposed oppress the people while stealing his name in order to justify it
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You are automatically one if you express any opposition towards the British National Party, however large or small your opposing oppinion may be.
BNP supporter: All muslims are terrorists. All blacks are criminals. Keep Britain white.
Average Joe: I dont agree with what your saying, and most blacks and muslims i know are very friendly and law abiding, i think your just racist.
BNP supporter: HOW DARE YOU DISAGREE WITH THE BNP! WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ANYTHING ANYWAY? YOU ARE BLATANTLY AN ANTI BRITISH, RACE TRADING, COMMUNIST, SOCIALIST, MARXIST, ANARCHIST, MUSLIM LOVING, TERRORIST. AND YOUR PROBABLY A PAEDOPHILE TOO.
Average Joe: Yeah, whatever you say, prick.
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