Community College Edit Meaning

1.

A place where you prolong your eventual dropping out of college.

Dude, community college is so boring.

See community college, sucks, blows, gay, dropout

2.

A transitional phase between the acquisition of a high school diploma (during which considerable luck was involved) and either homelessness or lower-middle class obscurity.

I got an associate's degree (abbreviated "FD" for its more common term, fake degree) from my community college because someone told me the reason I wasn't learning anything in school was ADD, instead of actually making me confront the fact that my head is full of mashed potatoes and that I would be a ditch digger for the rest of my life unless I chose to, God forbid, apply myself to my education.

See community college, cccc, college, degree

3.

a school which fools non college material high school kids into thinking they are college material, just to get their tuition money.

Delaware county community college(Media, PA) suckered me into taking 4 years worth of classes for a worthless 2 year degree.

See Big D

4.

Named because they will accept anyone in the community. Other than online only schools like University of Phoenixor Walden University, they are probably the worst of all college education.

A community college is where you go when you think you need to go to college, but don't really want to. The rest of people think that they are going to transfer to a better school, but will just end up dropping in a couple of semesters.

The percentage of people who actually graduate from community college is only slightly higher than people who make a successful career out of being a waiter.

See university, college, dead end, sat, gre, lsat, gmat, ranking

5.

A slut.

"I hooked up with Crystal last night."

"Thats nothin' to brag about, man, she's easier to get into than a community college."

See slut, ho

6.

A place where a person would go to when all hope has failed for them in their life only to find out that they will eventually end up at a dead end job with nothing more than an associate's degree.

Chandler: I lost my job, my home, my car, my money, I guess I best be off to community college.

Monica: O don't worry baby. It will get better.

Chandler: Really?

Monica: No, not really. Do you want me to be supportive or truthful?

See college, loser, fail, failure, associate, degree, university, school, fired, hopeless, condescending

7.

A disco with books, anyone can go.

Here's 10 dollars... now i'm gonna get my learn on! at the community college ;)

See college, community, school, bored, elementary