Company Dumpty

What is Company Dumpty?

To take a shit while at work, or on "company" time.

Derived from the more commonly known phrase "humpty dumpty".

Hey where have you been? You're late for our 10 o'clock meeting.

Sorry man, I ate a massive curry last night so I just had to take a Company Dumpty.

See humpty dumpty, dump

Prunie

1. Elderly folk, specifically the decrepit. That prunie totally just broke his hip! See prunie, prune, pruny, prunies 1. Elderly folk, ..

Years Down The Road

1. Years from now/years later If you don't hit it out of the park with one of these guys, then you're gonna end up 4 years down ..

Qoupouled

1. The worst torture ever. You just got qoupouled fucked. See fucked, qoupouled 1. The worst torture ever. You just got qoupouled fuck..

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