What is Comparative Grammar?
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To imagine language as a thick head of human hair, as found on Michael Landon, Carrot Top, or Cher, and exhaustively split and redefine each strand and follicle for the sole purpose of making something that is hard even harder.
I thought I knew how to speak, read, and write until I studied comparative grammar.
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Random Words:
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to iron on the floor
Where's your ironing board?
Don't use one. Just iron on the floor.
What? That's like....nigger ir..
