Comptar

What is Comptar?

Alternate spelling of "computer". Usually employed in reference to personal computers, often by fools or in jest.

"Dude, format c: broke my comptar! WTF!!1119!"

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1. The sexual act of having sex doggystyle, then spitting on the female's back to fake an orgasm. As she turns around, the male quickl..

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1. 1. When a woman's period begins at an inopportune time. 2. When a woman's period blood comes out all clotted and chunky, and ..

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1. The greatest insult ever Guy A: You suck. Guy B: You're a stupid fucker. Guy A: You're a dumb cocksucker. Guy B: You'..

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