Comptar

What is Comptar?

Alternate spelling of "computer". Usually employed in reference to personal computers, often by fools or in jest.

"Dude, format c: broke my comptar! WTF!!1119!"

Oatm

1. abbreviation of off at the mains, used when either a) your computer crashes, or b) your girlfriend/boss/children walk in on you and a..

Vagina Weed

1. you stick 2g of weed into a large womans vagina. and you wait 2 days and then you take the weed out, and smoke it... like tyler ritter ..

Neato Torpedo

1. An interesting, kid-friendly way to say something is " cool" or "neat." If one were to use this expression in front..

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