Comshaft

What is Comshaft?

A derogatory name for Comcast, used in context with an experience of bad customer service or service in general.

Ugh... gotta call Comshaft today to get someone to come out and fix our cable box.

See comcast, cable, worthless, sucky, shaft

Do The Schiavo

1. The act of impersonating Terry Schiavo or of someone that is in a permanant vegative state. Haha, look at that dude, he is doing the Sc..

Tl;dc

1. A variation of tl;dr, meaning 'too long, don't care' Person 1: BLAH BLAH BLAH TEXT TEXT TEXT I'M IMPORTANT READ WHA..

Getting Popcorn

1. Code word for urinating. Commonly used while on a date or in any other social setting. Originated in a movie theater. Damn, after I ..

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