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When someone tells you a joke that they believe is really funny, but everyone else thinks is really lame.
What would a vampire bring to..
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Having had a vasectomy.
Don't worry, I am vasectomized.
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When an apartment building's water is out due to street construc..
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Slang for Ultra cool!
Dude, you're so Ultra Kris!
See ultra, kris, moon..