Con-ben Edit Meaning

1. Used to describe the act of farting when you're not sure if you will be farting or shitting your pants. Damn...that Vietnamese foo..

1. The numbing of the tip of your fingers from rubbing against an iPhone screen. I've got iPhonitis from surfing the web on my iPhone..

1. When one receives good and bad news at once, causing happiness but yet dismay. (oh dear! Hurrah!) E.g: Oderah! My fish just died but on..