What is Conchie?
1.
conscientious objector during warfare.
e.g. "He was riddiculed during WWII for being a conchie."
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2.
conscientious. apparently was used by middle-agers when they were teens.
"she's sitting in the front row.. what a conchie."
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3.
An unconvincing or ugly transvestite/ transexual
“You must be wasted ‘cus you just snogged a proper conchie”
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=have sex with her (British slang, coarse)
'You've been going out for ages! Haven't you given her one yet?'
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to masturbate
Mark Rowland from the Isle of Wight likes nothing better on a Saturday night than to punch his clown while listening to D..