What is Condementimacy?
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A close attachment to rarely used condements found in the fridge that the owner has a hard time throwing out. Often related to black lid syndrome.
"Will I ever eat this mango chutney? yes. I might...Do I need 2 openned jars of grainny dijon? Maybe. Is that fur on the red pepper jelly? Will my condementimacy get in the way of a meaningful lunch?"
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The shape that a fart feels like when it comes out your ass.
person 1: "Dude, my fart just felt like a teeny tiny football."
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To say that one is "gone burger" means that one is in the process of vacating the area.
Similar to saying "I am leaving..