Condoms

What is Condoms?


1.

A rubber materiol type of hood used on both a penis or a pussy so that it can prevent pegnancy or unwanted STDs

"I aint havin sex without getting strapped.... I don't want no child..

2.

Something matt leinart dosnt no how to use

That sound u hear when ur puttin ur kid in its car seat...Click-clack

Don't be silly wrap ur willy

Condoms are cheaper then diapers

See usc, football, heisman, qb

3.

a material made usually of latex, that some bitches make you use, because they are whores and they have diseases, but they don't want to tell you that. also known as a jimmy hat or a profolactic.

condoms are cheaper than diapers.

play safe, accidents cause people

sex feels WAAAAAAY better without a condom.

the bitch made me use a condom, so I couldn't pull out and shoot it on her face.


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