Condoptimism

What is Condoptimism?


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When one is preparing to go out for the evening, without any particular reason to expect ensuing romantic congress, and deciding whether or not to bring prophylactics, and decides, "you know what? Yeah. Fuck, you never know, right?" and packs a condom or two. See also: unbridled condoptimism, packing three or more condoms. See also: optimisticondom, a term for such condom itself.

In a fit of condoptimism, I put a Trojan in my coat pocket.

See condoms, safe sex, sex, delusional, desperate


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