Confusilating Edit Meaning

1. The result of having diarrhea after eating trail mix "You think the hershey's squirts are bad? Last night I ate a bag of trai..

1. lesbian; usage derives from reclamation of "fairy" as slang for a gay man. You'll never score with her, dude, she's..

1. An imaginary virus that computer illiterates use as an excuse for when somebody finds their 10 gigabyte stash of pornography. Tech Repa..