What is Congo Condom?
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eat a banana, put the peel over your dick, stick it out your pants fly, then when she goes to grab the "banana" you head but her and knock her out, then pull off the peel and stick your dick in her mouth
I got sally so good when i pulled a congo condom, but she didnt wake up for a while after it.
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