Congradgifuckulations Edit Meaning

1. One who noodles asses. A common variation of turd snatching. John likes to have his ass noodled while playing WoW. See assmaster, john..

1. To shit, piss, cry and vomit upon oneself, and/or roommate's rug, simultaneously of course. Everyone: Holy shit Sam you gotta come..

1. The headache that occurs when a large amount of axe deoderant is sprayed in the vicinity of other people. Matt: Dude I hate changing fo..