Congratunlucky

What is Congratunlucky?


1.

a word used to break the bad news in the worst possible way, filling the victim with joy before brutally breaking their heart for your own amusement

<instructor> pull up to the side of the road and turn off the ignition.

<driver> well? how did I do?

<instructor> congrat...

<driver> :)

<instructor> unlucky, you've failed.

* driver cries


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