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The art of shitting in a coffe mug and popping it in the microwave until melty and then give it to your partner while fucking them.
I p..
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Now, we have all heard off BFF (best friend forever), and BFFL (best friends for life), but I made this one up.:)
B=best
F=friend
F=f..
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The first poo of the morning, or after being constipated. Looks like hard little rabbit turns.
I sat on the toilet for a half an hour a..