Conker Edit Meaning

1.

The most badass, hardcore, motherfucking squirrel you'll ever know. He drinks. He urinates. He vomits. He's everything you'd ever want in a mammal.

My name is Conker. Insert movie parody here.

See Paul Newman

2.

A person who is quiet around you or acts speifically odd whilst you are near. A person who stares at you, but says absolutely nothing.

Guy : ( Stares at Tasha)

Tasha: Stop being a conker

See creep, paedo, pervert, blank, loner

3.

a really big nose conk mainly with a big lump on the middle of it that makes you go like woah!

omg, that beth has a huge conker!

See conker, big, nose, conk

4.

The worlds most annoying and hateable Japanglish speaking WapaneseFurry known to the internet. First appearing on YouTube, Conker migrated over to a popular roleplaying MSN group and mysteriously wormed his way to assistant manager. Known for his bad grammar, horrible spelling, and abusing his AM powers, he is incapable of doing anything right and whines and bitches anytime someone points out his mistakes or retard behavior. His horrible roleplayskills are limited to only submissive roles, and despite his enjoyment in roleplaying Yaoi, he denies being gay or bi.

Conker : I dont have any wights tv is to riske sicne my mom will hit it with a hammer if she sees me on it....and dude the loses thign to creative wrigeing is rping for me

Conker : Well I odnt see the sun out so its dark-ish....

Conker : dont*

Yumi : wow, even in real life you sound pathetic

MarzKnight : Well i find that exercising without weights is good, and so is just writing a small story.

Conker : Yumi fuck off i just live in a bad area

Conker : I just build stuff in my spare time

Yumi : then go do that and stop bugging us

Conker : Like the shelfs aroud nthe hosue the bookshel my computer table and so on and ect ect.

Conker : Yumi......leave me alone allready

Yumi : iunno, its fun pissing you off

Conker : Marz the neerest thig nto writeing a story is rping for me......

Yumi : ha

Conker : Yumi your not pissing me off......You are just acting like a baka...

Yumi : ugh!

MarzKnight : ^^ then you must not do very good RP's because thats all an RP is made up of, a two person story.

Conker : besdies i rather rp sicne i can think up of mroe thigns with somethig nesle....its fun and betetr thne writeing alone....

Yumi : dont use japanese words in an english sentence, its like glass on a chalkboard

See conker, annoying, fucker, retard, wapanese, japanglish, furry

5.

Another word for godmoding moron, has a tendency to mistype. .

* Ninj fires, sending a bolt slamming into Conker's CPU, sending him crashing to virtual death.

<KP_Conker> Pfft. A mere repairable wund.

* KP_Conker instntly trnsmits his persnality to anther waitng cyborg.

See Ninj

6.

Slang: A penis or prick.

It's not my fault I have a huge conker.

See iCeD