Connex Edit Meaning

1.

Probably the worst public transport operator in the western world. Runs Melbourne's entire train system and is forever paying compensation to passengers for poor performance and fines to the Victorian Government, which are then used by bureaucrats to buy expensive take away coffee and herbal and scented teas. Connex is incapable of running a decent train system. Communters should not have to put up with the delays caused by connex. Get the fuck back to France, you bastards!!!

Connex Announcer: The 6.17 Lilydale will not run today.

Passengers: WHAT THE FUCK??? WE WANT TO GET HOME!!!!!!

See bastards, shits, fucks

2.

Meaning,

Late, or delayed.

Similar to Melbourne's train network.

John is Connex again! Can't he ever be on time?

I'm already running like Connex, can't you do it yourself?

See connex, trains, late, delayed, slow

3.

Former franchise holders of South Eastern railways who were hilariously inept...unless you happened to live in their catchment area and needed to catch a frigging train at some point.

Mercifully, they lost their license and trains started to run at (vaguely) the right time. However, they got the bus franchise in the same area, so sales of umbrellas went up 650% overnight.

1.) "Where's my fucking train? It should've been here twenty five minutes ago..."

2.) "Where's my fucking bus? It should've been here twenty five minutes ago..."

4.

slang for the word dealer, person you get your drugs or other substances from.

"dude, i cant find my connex number and im mad fiending too..."

"my connex came in short and only gave me 6g's

See dealer, deal, slang, buddy

5.

(1) to show arrogance, contempt

(2) pathetic

Melbourne's train services are Connex

See melbourne, trains, public transport, sydney, light rail, brisbane

6.

What started as a misunderstanding between one witty English scholar and a German student with poor English one day in a Yahoo! chat room soon became what is known today as the connex phenomenon. Connex is now used in chat rooms, IRC, and e-mail alike and is yet another one of the internet trends. Basically it can mean any action, reaction, word with implied meaning, or even as a redundant word. Usually it is just used to piss people off, but a lot of times it is also used to try and refer to something without actually saying it.

<DJ_PsYkiK>OMFG d00d, I want to connex LISA.

<FiremanSTEVE>w3wt

or

<FiremanSTEVE>I connex'd so much one day, my friend was like "connex!", and then he went and connex'd

<DJ_PsYkiK>Good job d00d, you have it. You even used the formal connex'd over the informal connexed. Nice.

See DJ