Conquistador's Helmet

What is Conquistador's Helmet?

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Basting a taco with man juiceand applying it to the head of an unsuspecting person, open end down.

"I had a rather trying shift at Taco Bell tonight. My coworker gave me a Conquistador's Helmet."

See man juice, spunk, ejaculate, baby batter, semen

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