What is Military Mustache?
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When a soldier or a person in a soldier costume cuts a hole into the crotch and lets the balls or vagina free. Then the
soldier squats on the sleeping persons face. Resting either
the vagina or balls on the upper lip area, while saluting.
While my friend was sleeping I gave him the Military Mustache.
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