Consturbation

What is Consturbation?

Continuous excessive masturbation.

Jim really needs to get a girlfriend; he suffers from consturbation all day and all night.

See procrasturbation, masturbation, jack off, spank the monkey

Ding Dong Bitch

1. when one repeatedly ding dong ditches someone (a.k.a. knocking on their door furiously and then fleeing), but when one actually tries to..

1. 1. The AIM smiley expression of a guy after jacking off. When one's tired/exhausted. 2. An AIM smiley expression that can replace..

Zeego

1. A fat fish-man creature that comes out when there is a full moon. it plays the harp and always brings a sack lunch to concerts. Guy1: ..

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