What is Consumafuk?
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A derogatory term used to define a person who is heavily invested in popular consumer culture.
A person who defines worth by material possessions.
A person who is primarily motivated by displays of wealth and status.
Despite Global Warming and concerns about petroleum resource depletion; John Q, being the consumafuk that he is, bought an SUV because he thought it would get him laid.
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When a male (possibly mulletted), who is taking a shit, gets his skanky girlfriend to straddle and bang him whilst still on the toilet.
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When the chick you're having sex with has got stubble around her pussy because she hasn't shaved it for days. The result: abra..
