Contarded Edit Meaning

1.

-to be drunk and blazed all at the same time.

-to be able to see spaceships on bankhead.

-to be contarded you must be in between drunk and high, but without all the stumbling. so dont worry about hooking up with a nasty bitch (ex.katerina).

See totally, fucked, up, all, night

2.

Confused and Retarded.

omg, she is soo contarded

See confused, retarded, mental, stupid, retard

3.

A word used to insult someone. It means a constipated retard mostly used when someone is acting stupid... or their constipated.

OMG becky your so contarded today!

See constipated, retarded, stupid

4.

constepated and retarded put together

She so contarded, I hate her.

See jaki

5.

a combination of being conceited and retarded.

Britney Spears is so conceieted. thinks she's so hot when she's just a has been whore. she's retarded too, who lets a baby sit in their lap while they're driving. man, she's so contarded.

See conceited, prissy, bitch, retard, has-been, britney spears

6.

of being contorted and/or retarded

diving off that bridge was really "contarded"!!!