Contour Soda

What is Contour Soda?


1.

A special drink sold at the Verizon Amphitheater in Charlotte NC that looks remarkably similar to coca-cola and sprite. The main difference after deep research is price... A coke can be purchased less than one mile away for a dollar bill and nineteen pennies. "Contour Soda" sells for the equivilent price of four US dollars. A team of soft drink experts closely inspected the beverages, and without a doubt, 'contour soda' is absolutley unique! There is a dark contour soda and a clear contour soda, available for purchase, but they are both advertised and sold as simply "contour soda" If you prefer that obscure drink known as coke, the dark contour soda will probablly make you happy, if you like that drink they call 'sprite', the clear contour soda will quench your thirst in short order! These specialty soft drinks taste extra good when using one to wash down a six dollar hot dog!!!

Consumers should not be fooled.... this soft drink is CLEARLY sold and priced as 'contour soda'

...dude, the concert was awesome, but a contour soda and a six dollar hot dog kept me from having enough money to buy a t-shirt.

See coke, sprite, soda

2.

an attempt at hiding the name of the soft drink you are selling by not using its name... Instead using the fact that the bottle has a readily recognizable "contour" shape to it...

concert goer #1 ...contour soda?

concert goer #2 ...it looks like a fucking coke to me

concert goer #1 I know, but 4 bucks for a 20 ounce coke?

concert goer #2 Quit crying... give me 6 dollars I want to get a hotdog too

See soda, coke, sprite, soft drink

3.

A special drink sold at the Verizon Amphitheater in Charlotte NC that looks remarkably similar to coca-cola and sprite. The main difference after deep research is price... A coke can be purchased less than one mile away for a dollar bill and nineteen pennies. "Contour Soda" sells for the equivilent price of four US dollars. A team of soft drink experts closely inspected the beverages, and without a doubt, 'contour soda' is absolutley unique! There is a dark contour soda and a clear contour soda, available for purchase, but they are both advertised and sold as simply "contour soda" If you prefer that obscure drink known as coke, the dark contour soda will probablly make you happy, if you like that drink they call 'sprite', the clear contour soda will quench your thirst in short order! These specialty soft drinks taste extra good when using one to wash down a six dollar hot dog!!!

Consumers should not be fooled.... this soft drink is CLEARLY sold and priced as 'contour soda'

...dude, the concert was awesome, but a contour soda and a six dollar hot dog kept me from having enough money to buy a t-shirt.

See coke, sprite, soda


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