Contract Lesbian

What is Contract Lesbian?


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A contract lesbian is a celebrity, such as a musician or actress, who must act and date as if she is a lesbian for publicity. They are also usually not allowed to date men until their contract is up, to keep it from being found out that they're not really lesbian.

Lydia: Each girl in T.A.T.U. is a contract lesbian.

Brandon: What the hell is a contract lesbian?

Lydia: You know, they acted like lesbians 'cause it said they had to in their contract, just so "All The Things She Said" would get airplay.

Tony: So they're not really lesbians, but rather they just get paid to act like they are in public?

Lydia: Exactly.

Daniel: Damn.

See lesbian, contract, rider, t.a.t.u.


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